My sleep pattern's all fucking screwed-up inside out, I'm telling ya. Yikes! Not really freaking out cos I'm not working tomorrow so no biggie!
So when I logged into my blog today, I realised that there were 2 comments left by some homophobic DICKHEAD on my tagboard. When I say DICKHEAD, I mean a REAL dickhead - as in a walking asshole with a DICK for his head! This pathetic loser apparently hasn't got much to do with his life. I mean, like, he must have one frigging sad, boring life with little or no friends at all and ,thus, had to resort to such petty, neanderthal actions. I could have chosen to leave his comment on my tagboard and simply retaliated with an equally sad and immature comment but I chose not to! Simply because I didn't want to stoop so low to his level. What an ignoramus!
No offence to all the nice straight men out there but seriously, most heterosexual men (and this is a known fact!!!) are notorious for thinking with the wrong 'head'. They have never been able to figure out which head does the thinking and which head does the screwing. That could have been prolly why that barbarian did what he did. He got confused and started thinking with his dick!
So when I logged into my blog today, I realised that there were 2 comments left by some homophobic DICKHEAD on my tagboard. When I say DICKHEAD, I mean a REAL dickhead - as in a walking asshole with a DICK for his head! This pathetic loser apparently hasn't got much to do with his life. I mean, like, he must have one frigging sad, boring life with little or no friends at all and ,thus, had to resort to such petty, neanderthal actions. I could have chosen to leave his comment on my tagboard and simply retaliated with an equally sad and immature comment but I chose not to! Simply because I didn't want to stoop so low to his level. What an ignoramus!
No offence to all the nice straight men out there but seriously, most heterosexual men (and this is a known fact!!!) are notorious for thinking with the wrong 'head'. They have never been able to figure out which head does the thinking and which head does the screwing. That could have been prolly why that barbarian did what he did. He got confused and started thinking with his dick!
I have never been able to understand why straight men are so homophobic! Are they just envious that we, gay men, are far more intelligent, able to carry ourselves well, do not make complete asses of ourselves and do not act, dress and speak like uncivilized barbarians.I guess that's what sets us apart from them. They know that it's true and it kills them to know THAT THEY AREN'T AND NEVER WILL BE as polished and refined as us.
It tickles me to know that we really get to them and that they watch us and are aware of our every lil actions. While we, on the other hand, simply do not acknowledge their existence around us. Now, how sad is that?
Having said that... if you are a homophobic heterosexual man reading this I hope it annoys the shit outta you and makes you wanna blow my brains out!
And just so you know, not all men are 100% straight! Haha... bet this pissed ya'll off even more.
