WATERSPOUTS...?
The time was about 2ish in the pm... was being a complete couch potato and watching MTV when my mom said she spotted some kinda twister-like thingy. I jumped up and rushed to the windows. There it was... looking so majestic and magnificent. I was enthralled. It was beautiful... and it was moving .... circling around and around. This was my first time seeing it and I had to snap a pic of it. So here they are....
Cool, huh? This reminded me of a scene from the movie X2, the sequel of the X-Men trilogy. The scene in which Storm uses her elemental powers to get the fighter planes off their backs. Super cool. Ahakz! Anyways, I emailed the pics to The New Paper and got a reply from one of their journalists that they may want to use these pics for printing. Hehe... cool, ay? We'll see, if they do.
Well, then I did a research and actually found out that these are called waterspouts. Waterspouts are simply tornadoes over water. But though they have a similar structure to some tornadoes, they form much differently. Waterspouts are common in tropical areas where thundershowers occur frequently. But waterspouts also can spin up beneath puffy cumulus clouds without lightning or thunder. Sweet, ay?
CHAPTER 1
The time on the clock now reads 3:33am. I finally gave up trying to get back to sleep after numerous failed attempts at allowing dear ol' Mr Sandman to lay me down to sleep. I haven't the faintest idea what woke me up but for the past few days I have been having trouble sleeping. This isn't a good thing, I know. I guess, I prolly know what it is that's bothering me but the strange thing is, this has never happened in the past. So, I'm not too sure if that's the cause. How odd...
That aside, here I am in front of my laptop typing away in my darkened room with Richard AShcroft playing on my iTunes, a glass of wine and my favourite companions - my cigarettes! Hah!
There always something about Richard Ashcroft's songs. I don't quite know what it is but the lyrics to his songs are just magnificent. I think he's just about the best songwriter around these days. How can you not agree with me?
The Verve's Urban Hymns album is a masterpiece and my fav song on that album is 'The Drugs Don't Work'. The meaning to behind this track is soooo deep. Makes you think... the next time you listen to it, listen to it really carefully.
Well, I'm gonna try to get some sleep now... hopefully the wine and Richard singing them lullabies will kick do the trick. So... Mr Sandman, I'm all set... sprinkle your magic sleeping dust and work your mojo on me. Transport me to your mystical Realm of Dreams...
My sleep pattern's all fucking screwed-up inside out, I'm telling ya. Yikes! Not really freaking out cos I'm not working tomorrow so no biggie!
So when I logged into my blog today, I realised that there were 2 comments left by some homophobic DICKHEAD on my tagboard. When I say DICKHEAD, I mean a REAL dickhead - as in a walking asshole with a DICK for his head! This pathetic loser apparently hasn't got much to do with his life. I mean, like, he must have one frigging sad, boring life with little or no friends at all and ,thus, had to resort to such petty, neanderthal actions. I could have chosen to leave his comment on my tagboard and simply retaliated with an equally sad and immature comment but I chose not to! Simply because I didn't want to stoop so low to his level. What an ignoramus!
No offence to all the nice straight men out there but seriously, most heterosexual men (and this is a known fact!!!) are notorious for thinking with the wrong 'head'. They have never been able to figure out which head does the thinking and which head does the screwing. That could have been prolly why that barbarian did what he did. He got confused and started thinking with his dick!
So when I logged into my blog today, I realised that there were 2 comments left by some homophobic DICKHEAD on my tagboard. When I say DICKHEAD, I mean a REAL dickhead - as in a walking asshole with a DICK for his head! This pathetic loser apparently hasn't got much to do with his life. I mean, like, he must have one frigging sad, boring life with little or no friends at all and ,thus, had to resort to such petty, neanderthal actions. I could have chosen to leave his comment on my tagboard and simply retaliated with an equally sad and immature comment but I chose not to! Simply because I didn't want to stoop so low to his level. What an ignoramus!
No offence to all the nice straight men out there but seriously, most heterosexual men (and this is a known fact!!!) are notorious for thinking with the wrong 'head'. They have never been able to figure out which head does the thinking and which head does the screwing. That could have been prolly why that barbarian did what he did. He got confused and started thinking with his dick!
I have never been able to understand why straight men are so homophobic! Are they just envious that we, gay men, are far more intelligent, able to carry ourselves well, do not make complete asses of ourselves and do not act, dress and speak like uncivilized barbarians.I guess that's what sets us apart from them. They know that it's true and it kills them to know THAT THEY AREN'T AND NEVER WILL BE as polished and refined as us.
It tickles me to know that we really get to them and that they watch us and are aware of our every lil actions. While we, on the other hand, simply do not acknowledge their existence around us. Now, how sad is that?
Having said that... if you are a homophobic heterosexual man reading this I hope it annoys the shit outta you and makes you wanna blow my brains out!
And just so you know, not all men are 100% straight! Haha... bet this pissed ya'll off even more.
